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I bet you think this is coffee

basic_dark_tshirt - How you doin'? t-shirt for the humors people in our lives. You may order this shirt in any color you like and any style - as a hoodie, sweatshirt, long or short sleeve t-shirt, mens, ladies, child, etc. Just click on "Select a Different Shirt Style." You can also move the images around or resize them by clicking on the gray "Customize It" button.

$22.95

How you doin'? t-shirt

basic_dark_tshirt - cunning linguist, humor, funny,

$22.95

Cunning Linguist

basic_tshirt - "Funny Tee Shirt" "Funny Face" "Humor"

$19.45

DON'T WORRY ABOUT MESAVE YOURSELF

Humor T-Shirts and Gifts

Don't like me? Call 1-900-BITE-ME! If nobody answers, keep dialing. Attitude? Sarcasm? Yep. Deal with it. Great gift for anyone who works in customer service or telemarketing.

1-900-BITE-ME

Beer - Helping white guys dance since 1842! Drinking and dancing go together, and the more you drink, the more you dance. Funny beer shirt for your favorite dancing machine!

Beer Dance

This is my beer drinking shirt! Let people know that you're so serious about your beer drinking that you've got your own wardrobe devoted to it. Funny shirt for college or anyone who loves beer!

Beer Drinking

If the answer isn't beer, you've asked the wrong question. Great for college, drinking at the bar, or beer lover.

Beer Is The Answer

A tall, frosty glass of beer surrounded with tattoo-style angel wings and a scroll banner that says Beer. Funny t-shirt for St. Patrick's Day or gift for anyone who really loves drinking beer!

Beer Tattoo

Bionic Advisory - Contents May Rust. If you make sound effects as you run slowly, squeak when you walk, or have a penchant for red jumpsuits, this is the design for you! Retro TV style!

Bionic Advisory

No day is casual if I have to wear pants. Casual day should mean comfort. Whats more comfortable than not wearing pants? Great gift for the office.

Casual Day

Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is done. Let everyone know you're doing your best to keep it interesting. Great gift for the office troublemaker!

Chaos Panic Disorder

Chocolate Therapy Who needs therapy? Ive got chocolate. Funny saying for those who love chocolate bars! This humorous therapeutic design is available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tees and more. Plus sizes and maternity too! Also available are buttons, magnets, stickers, hats, mugs, tote bags, posters, greeting cards, note cards, coasters, a tile keepsake box, pillow, apron, journal, mousepad, clock and more!

Chocolate Therapy

Someone spiked my coffee with hate. If you love coffee, but hate the people you work with, this is for you!

Coffee Spiked with Hate

Warning - Contains Pornographic Material. We are all naked under our clothes, and since nudity equates to porn (at least in the United States) this message rings true. Show off your dirty mind!

Contains Pornographic Material

Danger! To myself and others. Its more convenient than roping yourself off with yellow tape. Let others know how dangerous you really are. Fair warning is an early warning!

Danger!

Dare to be indifferent! Show off your apathy to let people know that you couldn't care less. Funny sarcastic shirt for the person who gives the world one big meh.

Dare to be Indifferent

666. The number of the beast. You don't need religion to know it. Or to know that it looks cool in Roman numerals! DCLXVI, the Roman numeral of the Beast!

DCLXVI

Despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Funny sarcastic shirt to let people know you don't want to hear them. Ever. Now go away. Great gift for the misanthrope!

Despite The Look On My Face

People won't be able to keep their stinkin' paws off you when you're wearing a Dirty Ape shirt. They may damn you all to hell, though.

Dirty Ape

So Done - Soon to be Divorced Splitting up and want to share your new found freedom? So Done in between an elegant couple facing opposite directions says it all! This humorous design also makes a fun gift! This divorced or soon to be divorced design is available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tees and more. Plus sizes too! Also available are buttons, magnets, stickers, hats, mugs, tote bags, journal, mousepad, and more!

Divorce

Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often. Let people know what you think about them not thinking. Great gift for anyone who has to deal with the public.

Don't Worry What People Think

Dork. Little dweeb, nerd, doofus, goof... whatever term you choose to use, sometimes we all feel like a dork. Or act like one. A great gift for the special dork in your life.

Dork

I feel like a dung beetle. Does that answer your question? Let people know how you feel or what you think of your job with a funny t-shirt or a gift for the person who has a really crappy job.

Dung Beetle

Moody teenage cows who wear black aren't emo. Theyre emoo. You don't know what its like to be them on the farm.

Emoo

Sad, crying little emo outlet sheds a single tear. Thats a good way to short out your feelings! Power to the emotional! Let your feelings be electrical! Available in many colors, not just in black.

Emotional Outlet

Full of yourself? Know someone who is? This funny design is for those who are the center of their own universe. A gas gauge doesn't show the fuel level, but the level of self-centeredness!

Full of Myself

Are you the best of the best? Show the world how great you are! You're full of win! Say it loudly: I'm full of win! Great gift for any fan of internet memes.

Full of Win

The University of Funk, otherwise known as Funk U. The fight song is composed of four letter words, and the students and faculty are proud to funk themselves.

Funk U

Let the shirt flirt for you! Grab all the attention, and all eyes will be on you as you ask: Got me? Great gift for that special someone.

Got Me?

A tall, frosty glass of green beer surrounded with tattoo-style angel wings and a scroll banner that says Beer. Funny t-shirt for St. Patrick's Day or gift for anyone who really loves drinking.

Green Beer Tattoo

An open flame, a BBQ grill, and slabs of meat. Traditional cooking domain for the American dad, the Grillmaster! Great gift for the king of the barbecue!

Grillmaster

Happy Beer Day! Every day can be Beer Day! We don't just mean St. Patricks Day, either! Drink up, and be happy!

Happy Beer Day

Has anyone seen my pants? Ah, college. You wake up and things are a bit blurry and fuzzy. Thats funny... where are my pants? Missing clothing is a sign of a good time! No pants, no problem.

Has Anyone Seen My Pants?

Have you seen me? If you're feeling lost and want to get your share of double-takes, wear this design and find yourself! Milk carton not included.

Have You Seen Me?

If you know HTML, you know the importance of good code. Show you know where your head ends and your body begins! Funny geek design makes a great gift for your favorite programmer!

head body

Can I blame my hot flashes on global warming? Getting older and getting hotter? Funny gift or shirt for the woman going through her change of life, when a hot time is no longer a fun one!

Hot Flashes Global Warming

Hybrid human - runs on beer! Funny shirt for the environmentally minded college student or beer drinker who wants to get more miles per pint. The beer doesn't have to be green to keep you going!

Hybrid Human

I did not escape! They gave me a day pass. Funny shirt for those days when you feel a little bit crazy. Or a lot loony. Or when you think the lunatics are running the asylum.

I Did Not Escape

I didn't come here to lose. You play to win! There is no second place, and it's not how you play the game. Winning is everything! Gift for the athlete or t-shirt for those successful in business!

I Didn't Come Here To Lose

I didn't do it! Tired of being blamed for everything? Wear your alibi and they'll have to find another scapegoat.

I Didn't Do It

I don't even care about my problems, why should I care about yours? Your problems mean less to me than mine do! Funny, snarky t-shirt for your favorite sarcastic, ambivalent, and uncaring friend!

I Don't Care

I find this humerus! Anatomy buffs, doctors, nurses, chiropractors, and people who cant spell humorous will love this design.

I Find This Humerus

I hate the public. Perfect for anyone who works in customer service, retail, the airlines, tech support, or any job where you have to deal with people. One way or another, the public creates stress.

I Hate The Public

Ever have one of those days where people just annoy you? A lot? Tell them how you feel! I hate when you exist. Great for those days when you're feeling anti-social.

I Hate When You Exist

I Love Chocolate! Got a craving for dark, white, milk, semi-sweet, bitter, smooth, creamy, rich and scrumptious chocolate? Or perhaps you know someone who has a sweet tooth.

I Heart (Love) Chocolate

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. If you don't care and you want people to know it, this is for you! Great gift or t-shirt to wear at school or the office when you just don't give a damn.

I Used To Care

I'm a bad ass. You're just an ass. Funny shirt to let people know you're as tough as steel, and everyone else is just annoying. Great gift for the tough guy or girl in your life.

I'm A Bad Ass

I'm bald, and I'm having a bad glare day. When you're bald, you dont have a bad hair day, you have a bad glare day! A great gift for your favorite chrome dome, baldilocks, shiny scalp, or bald eagle.

I'm Bald

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you! Delegate responsibility, and delegate the fault when everything goes wrong. Great gift or t-shirt for the boss who knows how to blame!

I'm Going to Blame You

If by happy you mean trapped with no means of escape? Then yes, I'm happy. Funny shirt to wear at the office, school, or anywhere else you want others to know just how happy you really are!

I'm Happy

A man husband boyfriend carries too many shopping bags. I'm not shopping! I'm just here to carry stuff. Great gift for the man in your mall.

I'm Not Shopping

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better! Funny gift for the hard-headed friend, co-worker, or boss who knows theyre always right, no matter what! Great t-shirt for someone with a stubborn attitude!

I'm Not Stubborn

If you can read this, you're violating the restraining order. Wear it to let people know you want to keep away.

If You Can Read This

Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you. Snarky anti-social attitude to let people know that you're not listening, and they should just go away already. Funny shirt for the misanthrope.

Ignoring You

I am not being rude! You're just insignificant. Let people know that you're better than they are. Great for the ego!

Im Not Rude

Who needs cable TV or satellite television when you've got immaculate reception? Rabbit ears antenna surrounded by a halo give this retro-style holy boob tube the best picture in all creation!

Immaculate Reception

I am not perfect, but parts of me are incredible! Let people know how awesome you are, despite your imperfections. Great gift for that special hot someone, or treat yourself with a t-shirt!

Incredible

Is it sexy in here or is it just me? Funny shirt or gift for that special sexy someone. Let people know you're hot, and so is whatever room youre in!

Is It Sexy In Here?

Ever go to the mall, but forget where the car was? I'm gonna keep shopping until I remember where I parked! Great gift for the shopper who has senior moments!

Keep Shopping

Keg Security! For the guy or girl at the university frat or sorority parties who is in charge of the keg or takes beer responsibility seriously. Drinking is not a spectator sport! Funny college shirt!

Keg Security

I've got a kind face, a warm smile, and a soundproof basement full of bodies. You might want to keep away. Great for those anti-social days, or any day you want to feel like Dexter.

Kind Face

Lawn Rider - A man and his riding mower on a crusade to cut the grass of the suburbs, the front yard, the back yard, a green lawn, fueled by gasoline and beer. Fathers Day gift for Dad or landscaper.

Lawn Rider

Life is too short to worry about how short life is. Funny and philosophical message to remind people to stop worrying and start enjoying life! The ending is the same for everyone, so live a little!

Life Is Too Short

I don't know you, and I don't want to. Why? You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Go away. Now. Great gift for the anti-social.

Mistrust of Strangers

Danger - mouth operates faster than brain. Funny gift for a friend who speaks before thinking, or a t-shirt to let others know that you speak your mind before your mind has anything to say about it!

Mouth Operates Faster Than Brain

I have multiple personalities, but none of them like you. Funny t-shirt for those days when you just don't want to deal with anyone else. Great gift for the anti-social person in your office or life!

Multiple Personalities

Natural source of methane! It's a gas! We're not just farting around when we say that this funny shirt would make a great gift for that special someone who knows how to let loose! Then blame the dog.

Natural Source of Methane

Nice caboose! Don't be an ass! If you or someone you know has a nice caboose, be funny and butt in and let the world know! Its a gift you can really get behind!

Nice Caboose

Hungry? Really enjoy eating? Then let the world know with the yummy sound! Om nom nom! It even sounds delicious!

Om Nom Nom

Feel out of control at times? Here's a red and white panic button ready to be pushed when needed! This perpetual panic button design is available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tees and more. Plus sizes and maternity too! Also available are buttons, magnets, stickers, hats, mugs, tote bags, posters, greeting cards, note cards, coasters, tile keepsake box, pillow, an apron, a journal, a mousepad, and more!

Panic Button

There's a party in my pants! Woohoo! Good times for everyone! It's like a birthday and Christmas all rolled into one! I wish I'd been invited, though. My pants sure know how to have a good time.

Party In My Pants

You're smart, witty, clever, high-class, cultured... and surrounded by morons. A PBS mind in an MTV world! Great gift for the intelligent people in your life!

PBS Mind

Peace love beer! The three things you need in life. This funny, humorous take on the peace love theme is great on a fun beer lover t-shirt or other gift product. Funny gift for any beer drinker! This humorous beer design is available on t-shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts, hoodies, tees and more. Also available are buttons, magnets, stickers, hats, mugs, travel mugs, tote bags, posters, greeting cards, note cards, coasters, pillow, apron, ornaments, mousepad, license plate frame and more!

Peace Love Beer

Radium Blend Coffee - Get Up and Glow! Hot coffee with a splash of radiation. Caffeine and radioactivity get your day started right and give you energy!

Radioactive Coffee

Raised by wolves. Torn lettering and claw marks with a wolf silhouette against a glowing full moon. Great t-shirt or gift for any wild child, a feral friend, or to let people know you're a lone wolf!

Raised By Wolves

Follow the Rock Paper Scissors theme with a throw pillow. Also available are decorative tiles, a Storage Box, and a journal too! How about some buttons, magnets, stickers, tote bags, hats, and even a mousepad! Our Rock Paper Scissors shop offers a variety of GIFT items!

Rock Paper Scissors

Sarcasm - just one more service I provide. Funny gift for the sarcastic friend in your life, or a humorous t-shirt for someone who has everything except this. Fair warning of a sarcastic wit!

Sarcasm - Just One More Service I Provide

I'm the result of a secret government project. Funny t-shirt for someone who is really special... because they were designed that way!

Secret Government Project

Know someone who won't shut up? Who says things they shouldn't? Tell them to be quiet! You and talking dont mix.

Shut Up

Slightly used, but in good condition. If you're having a birthday or just feeling older but you're still in good shape for your age, this is for you! Great b-day gift or funny shirt for over the hill.

Slightly Used But In Good Condition

If you make sound effects as you run slowly, squeak when you walk, or have a penchant for red jumpsuits, this is the design for you! Retro TV style with a modern twist on a slow moving vehicle sign.

Slow Moving Bionic

So much to do, so few people to do it for me. Funny shirt to let people know you expect to be served, pampered, and waited on. Because you deserve it! Great Mothers Day gift, too!

So Much To Do

Be a proud member of the Squid Wrestling Team! Do squids wrestle each other, or do people wrestle squid? Find out now! Great gift for a wrestler or squid fan!

Squid Wrestling Team

You may be getting older, but you're still rockin! Too bad its in a rocking chair. Rock & roll, if you fall. Funny, humorous birthday or any occasion gift tee.

Still Rockin

Struggling hair farmer! Funny shirt and funnier cap for that special bald or balding someone who could really use a hat. Growing hair isn't as easy as it looks!

Struggling Hair Farmer

It's not that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person. Anti-social? Maybe. Funny? Yep. Great gift for anyone who has to deal with the public.

Stupid People Person

The few, the proud, the bald! Funny gift for your favorite bald chrome dome, cap to cover your shiny head, or gift for a bald eagle. Whether you're bald by design or by genetics, this is for you!

The Few - The Proud - The Bald

To err is human, to arr is pirate! Pirate philosophy to help you get through your day. Skull and crossbones with an eye patch to help you see things from a pirate point of view and stay jolly, Roger!

To Err Is Human, To Arr Is Pirate

Two people in every one is a schizophrenic. If you talk to yourself, or argue with yourself and lose, you need to let others know. In a funny way.

Two People

Unapologetically brilliant! Funny t-shirt or gift for someone who is not ashamed at their own intelligence. Look smart, be confident, and try your luck on a game show!

Unapologetically Brilliant

Veni, Vidi, Visa I came, I saw, I shopped. Retail, internet or any type of shopping. This is the credo for the shopaholic Diva! This shop-a-holic design is available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, tees and more. Plus sizes and maternity too! Also available are buttons, magnets, stickers, hats, mugs, tote bags, posters, greeting cards, note cards, coasters, tile keepsake box, pillow, an apron, a journal, a mousepad, license plate frame and more!

Veni, Vidi, Visa

Viewer Discretion Advised. A wood grain retro television has the static screen message warning viewers of the adult or graphic nature of the content. Funny shirt for everyone who loves dangerous TV.

Viewer Discretion Advised

What I really need are minions. Lackeys, employees, whatever you choose to call them they are essential in your villainous plans to take over the world! Or the office. Funny shirt or gift for the boss

What I Really Need Are Minions

I woke up... I put on pants... What more do you want? Some people are never satisfied with the least you can do! Great gift for your favorite slacker or under-achiever.

What more do you want?

I'm a hybrid - I run on wine and chocolate! Funny t-shirt or gift for anyone who is fueled by vino and candy. Chocolate and wine make the day run smoothly, as long as you stop and refuel often!

Wine and Chocolate Hybrid

You can tell by the way I use my wok, I'm a cooking man, no time for take-out. Great gift if you enjoy Chinese food or cooking stir-fry in your wok.

You Can Tell By The Way I Use My Wok